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THANK YOU BILLY !!!
PLEASE KEEP THESE CLIPS COMING OK
I SURE DO MISS OUR LYNN
Hello to everyone out there >>>
Hope we can make it through this election year with our brains intact
love to all
Karen

thanx for all these wonderful lynn uploads!

really, what is life now without lynn i miss her so.

Lynn, you were our caffeine.

Same here. I miss our Lynn, and I know she is at peace...

Miss her so much! I was laughing because she always complained about insomnia; she drank too much caffeine! God bless her.

Just to let you know, Billy, there are hundreds of us who check in religiously although we may not comment. This is my first time, and I want to thank you for keeping Lynn's memory alive.

Caffeine makes my cock really hard.

Not sure why.

But so does fat, hairy chicks.

Here are some songs you Lynn fans should check out. Why should you listen to me? Because I know what's good and you don't.

Clams Casino- I'm God
Beach House- Myth
Band of Horses- Laredo
Rogue Wave- Publish My Love
Lower Dens- Propagation
Grimes-Oblivion
Mew- The Zookeepers Boy
Surfer Blood- Swim, Floating Vibes
Hurray for Earth- No Love
Grizzly Bear- Sleeping Ute
Atlas Sound - Te Amo
M83- Reunion
Unknown Mortal Orchestra- How Can You love Me?
Jack White- I'm Shakin


Just some interesting stuff I've heard while wading thru all the underwhelming crap on Sirius/XMU.

Enjoy. As much as it's possible for you Libs to enjoy anything. Seriously. You people could fuck up a wet vagina.

Ahhh...how I've missed grumpys
prose. Where have you been hiding
lately?

Lotta jerkin' off.

I'm workin' on the world record.

But now the muscles on one side of my body are twice as big as the other side, so I stumble as I walk cuz I'm so out of balance.

I was so depressed, self-conscious and anxious about it last night that I had to crank it off 3 times in a row just to calm myself. I think I passed out from lack of blood to the brain while in the throes of number 4, actually.

I ordered some Semenax and Viagra last night off of Amazon. You'll probably never hear from me again.

hey grump,

jack white's new album blunderbuss is pretty good. you can listen to the whole thing on spotifiy. check out the track 'love interruption', it's your kind of song.

peace,

julayne

I hate that song.

I find most of Jack White/White Stripes, etc. completely unlistenable. He always sings two octaves above his range.

But that song that I listed actually uses a big band, 40's style hook on the guitar.. which is interesting.

Wilco is another that the media keeps telling me I should like. I saw them on Austin City Limits and it was complete noise. Guitar player just fedback and looked like he was jerking off frustrated.

My kind of song, eh? Wonder what that is. Probably more of your projecting.

Here's some more good tunes for you all... I think I might have sent some of these suggestions to you, Julayne. Back when I thought you might be excited to be alive. Like I am.

Washed Out- Amor Fati, Feel it All Around, Eyes be Closed

Grizzly Bear- While You Wait For the Others (That title makes me think of you Libs)

Band of Horses- The Funeral (Live on Letterman is better). No One's Gonna Love You.

And if you wanna hear some Nu Metal that has a great hook and got totally slept on a few years ago... Check out a band called "Die Mannequin" and a song called "Saved By Strangers." You won't be able to get the chorus out of your head for days. Chick has a great voice.

Ooooh! And the song "Sail" by Awolnation. Guy has an incredible voice. Very unusual song.

Hope all Lynn's fans are doing well and keeping in touch. I notice things are slowing down here. So I think Imma go back to full on Grumpy and see if we can't get things poppin' again.

Hope you all took your meds in anticipation of the Supreme Court ruling tomorrow. Don't want any heads to explode. Who knows? They might hold it up.

I miss Lynn awfully.

Wish I could have heard Lynn's reaction to the Supreme Court ruling today. She always hated that health care law, and I'm sure she wouldn't be surprised that the corporate shill John Roberts voted to uphold it. As she would say, "We are so fucked."

Happy 10 day weekend, Lynn fans! Remember what Lynn used to say about July 4ths falling on a Wednesday. Half the workforce takes Saturday (if not Friday) to Wednesday off, the other half take Wednesday to Sunday (if not Monday) off, and the private sector goes to hell. If you can, take BOTH extra-long weekends off.

This includes you, grumpy. Hope your head didn't explode! If not, cheer up, fire up the grill, grab a bottle of 150 proof, check out some fireworks, take a waitress or three back to your place, and have a happy extended July 4th celebration.

i was going to queens on the f train yesterday, pretty sure it was the one lynn would bitch about riding. i didn't see any baby strollers, LOL she mellowed out a little bit when she stopped riding the train.

Thanks, CC. I don't drink. But think of me while you knock one back.

And congrats, Libtards!!

Roberts succumbed to his vanity. He copped out to the fraudulent narrative pounded by the Lib media that this is a conservative court. That doesn't bear out factually. But a few key rulings went against them, so... like typical bullying Libs, they declared war on the Court. Roberts caved and said, "The Roberts Court will be open and even handed."

So he basically twisted himself into knots to uphold the law. It's sad that he put himself and his own legacy above reading the law. His own questions during orals indicated that if upheld, the Gov't could pass a law requiring everyone to own a cell phone... And tax people who do not. Then he went and upheld the thing.

This is what makes Liberalism so pernicious. They construct a meme and pound it relentlessly. "Bush Lied." "Bush stole the election." etc. The Facts don't matter. Constructing the conventional wisdom is the key.

Eventually and inevitably... one weak minded, insecure Conservative will say... "Oh,dear. I don't want people to think I'm that..." And cave.

Just a word of caution, though. With 60% of Americans against the law... don't ya think the ruling just handed Romney alot of swing voters who are now saying... "I hate his guts, but now I gotta vote for him." The voters spoke fairly convincingly the last time they had the chance to weigh in on Health Care.

And note too... Obama's Liberal smarminess and greasinesss...

I heard him say... "It's time to move on. We can't re-fight the battles of the past two years."

Move on. Where'd he come up with that? And it's so rich considering we are still fighting fucking tax cut battles that are 11 years old. And the Gore attempted theft that is 12 years old.

What scum bags you people are aligned with.

Oh... and by coincidence... I was delivering in Leamingon, Ontario today when the news broke. They were all worried cuz they go to Detroit when they need help. They gotta wait for a month to see a Doctor. And all the stuff promised to be covered when they went along with it are slowly being wittled away.

Please don't argue with me citing some Krugman graph or Michael Moore talking point. I was in Canada today and they were more worried than I was.

They wait a month for routine Doctor visits. Two months to see a specialist. None of the stuff originally covered is now covered. And they go to Detroit when they are in trouble.

That's what they told me.

Leamington, Ontario.

I don't fucking know. Fucking French Commie Mooseheads.

Take HWY 3 East from the Windsor Bridge in Detroit and you'll smack into it in about 45 miles. Heinz plant. Talk to them yourselves.

Hey cc,

Remember that Lynn always said that after the 4th, the summer was over! So that's extra reason to complete your list there...

J

Radio just isn't the same! We miss Lynn!

Anyone heard from NDY (David) lately?

I still find myself turning on the radio on Saturday mornings to listen and then catch myself.

I hate radio without our Lynn so...
today I'm cutting off my Sirius radio for good and saying goodby!
Just not the same without Lynn's voice and all her wonderful stories.

I'm cranky today too. Maybe it's the heat wave were in? Remember even Lynn finally got an A/C because of this same awful heat!

By the way wouldn't it be great if Lynn had a memoir (hidden) that her nephew could find and publish?
I would buy several copies...
Love to all,
Karen*

Ok, so have you heard all these stories basically backing up my theory about Roberts and his vanity?

See? You people should listen to me. And I should be in charge of everything.

Jamie,

What's with these gay dudes at rest areas? Don't they have Gaydar? What does this say about me? I'm starting to get a complex. Yesterday, one was so aggressive that he jumped in front of my truck and kept tapping his brakes. I know he was looking to get rear-ended. But not like that.

I just don't get it.

My to-do list for today:

Let's see...

Pay some bills.
Give the dog a bath.
Head out to the interstate rest area and troll for some greasy truck driver who will let me suck his cock.
Remember to start dinner by 5.


Oh, and NDY... I can give you an update on him without knowing anything because it's always the same....

Some serious shit has been going down. He's been busy putting out fires. He knows the real story about what happened to Lynn. He has well placed sources that tell him she didn't die of a heart attack. He would tell you, but he's not sure he trusts you.

And then he would sign off with "Peace and love to all of you. But life is too short for this bullshit, Jamie. So fuck all y'all... I'm never coming back again.... especially since Lynn banned me forever for some serious shit. I'd tell you. But I can't trust you."

Phew!!

Stresses me out so much, I'm almost tempted to let some stranger suck my cock at a rest area.

Ok, so have you heard all these stories basically backing up my theory about Roberts and his vanity?

See? You people should listen to me. And I should be in charge of everything.

Jamie,

What's with these gay dudes at rest areas? Don't they have Gaydar? What does this say about me? I'm starting to get a complex. Yesterday, one was so aggressive that he jumped in front of my truck and kept tapping his brakes. I know he was looking to get rear-ended. But not like that.

I just don't get it.

My to-do list for today:

Let's see...

Pay some bills.
Give the dog a bath.
Head out to the interstate rest area and troll for some greasy truck driver who will let me suck his cock.
Remember to start dinner by 5.


Oh, and NDY... I can give you an update on him without knowing anything because it's always the same....

Some serious shit has been going down. He's been busy putting out fires. He knows the real story about what happened to Lynn. He has well placed sources that tell him she didn't die of a heart attack. He would tell you, but he's not sure he trusts you.

And then he would sign off with "Peace and love to all of you. But life is too short for this bullshit, Jamie. So fuck all y'all... I'm never coming back again.... especially since Lynn banned me forever for some serious shit. I'd tell you. But I can't trust you."

Phew!!

Stresses me out so much, I'm almost tempted to let some stranger suck my cock at a rest area.

Why did that post twice?

Is there a "Post This Twice" button that I accidentally hit?

I made up a joke today...

Why do I jack off so much?

Beats me.

Not sure about the rest stops, Grumps!

I know George Michael LOVES the thrill of a public place with a stranger, but it's not my cup of tea, really. Maybe it is your magnetic personality behind that huge wheel that turns those gays on Hah!

Gays are weird anyway. I try to avoid them whenever possible.

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